TWO office workers on a lunch break suddenly find themselves plunging towards the centre of the earth in 20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE OFFICE, a comedy drama by Publick Transport at Swindon Arts Centre on Tuesday, May 16, at 8pm.

En route they discover ingenious 'brace' positions, an obsession with rhubarb crumble, confessions of failed relationships, cannibalism, Ronnie Biggs, and salvation in the form of a truly awful joke.

Verbal slapstick, visual wisecracks and vertiginous melodrama combine in this very funny staging of the unstageable. A hair raising cock-eyed meditation on life.