BONJOUR mes amis. Listen very carefully for I shall say this only once.

The Dolphins Dramatic Society are working with the French resistance, Gestapo and the German army to bring you a naughty but nice production of ‘Allo ‘Allo by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft.

Anne Smith has returned to the director’s chair to deliver a tale of plot, intrigue and a variety of accents; some of which may be French.

The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies needs to get out of France; everyone is after this magnificent masterpiece but Rene must not let it fall into the hands of the Nazi’s while juggling the waitresses Yvette and Mimi, distracting his wife Edith and keeping the resistance happy. The plucky cast are working hard to bring you a night of hilarity so do not disappear like phantoms into the night come to Dolphins Hall instead and join us at Café Rene from May 1-3. Tickets are available from Russells Dry Cleaners Long Street, Tetbury, and online at dolphinsdramaticsociety.org.uk and since the Dolphins Dramatic Society is always recruiting new members, if you like to act, sing, paint or just want to support the arts please visit their website as mentioned above.